Black Jesus
Black Jesus
by Black Zombie Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:28 pm
Wrestler Name: Black Jesus
Face or Heel: Face (But could easily switch)
Appearance: Wears white robes with a red sash and sandals. Comes to the ring mounted on a cross carried by Roman soldiers, which he dramatically smashes (as depicted in the picture link below) while pyro explodes all around him. Has long dreadlocked hair and a beard. Also has holes in his hands and feet, but prefers not to talk about it.
Description: Claims to have died for the sins of all of mankind and that he has recently returned to earth for two reasons: 1) To punish the wicked; and 2) To get rid of all the pictures which portray him as a white man. Spends a lot of his time walking on water and then turning the water into wine and then practicing drunken kung fu. It is never quite clear if he is a crazy homeless person or if he really has divine powers. Either way he fights for all that is good and sacred in the world. When it comes to the whole Christian doctrine of turning the other cheek he says, "Eh, that didn't work out so well. Gonna be whoopin' some ass this time around."
Picture: http://www.fivebuckstofriday.com/museum/buffjesus.jpg
Face or Heel: Face (But could easily switch)
Appearance: Wears white robes with a red sash and sandals. Comes to the ring mounted on a cross carried by Roman soldiers, which he dramatically smashes (as depicted in the picture link below) while pyro explodes all around him. Has long dreadlocked hair and a beard. Also has holes in his hands and feet, but prefers not to talk about it.
Description: Claims to have died for the sins of all of mankind and that he has recently returned to earth for two reasons: 1) To punish the wicked; and 2) To get rid of all the pictures which portray him as a white man. Spends a lot of his time walking on water and then turning the water into wine and then practicing drunken kung fu. It is never quite clear if he is a crazy homeless person or if he really has divine powers. Either way he fights for all that is good and sacred in the world. When it comes to the whole Christian doctrine of turning the other cheek he says, "Eh, that didn't work out so well. Gonna be whoopin' some ass this time around."
Picture: http://www.fivebuckstofriday.com/museum/buffjesus.jpg
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Registration date : 2011-03-30
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